The ability to clap your butt cheeks together in a rhythmic motion.

NOW YA FUCKED UP.  Hello welcome to the Tree Palace tucked deep into the armpit of Southern California, this is where the queen does her royal duties such as yelling and making cakes. I’m 18 years old and really really dumb.  I laugh at things that nobody else thinks is funny and I’m pretty sure something is off but idk I think I’m fucking hilarious.  I’m not machinekin or otherkin sorry :( I have a cluster of interests and sometimes I pretend to like things more at any given time.  In reality, I just play League of Legends and think of humping my boyfriends leg most of the time.  I don’t eat meat but I’m not an activist.  I like boys and I like girls and I like cats and I like burritos and I like a lot of food and call myself a princess even though I’m already a queen.  Tlak 2 mi.